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Showing posts with label Comedy/Status. Show all posts

Friday, 28 October 2016

Democracy and Big Boss

Democracy :- By the People, To the People, For the People.

Big Boss :- By the Chutiya, To the Chutiya, For the Chutiya.

Sunday, 21 August 2016

A Gold Medal Thought

जब तक Schools में PT Period में PCM के Teachers Extra Class लेते रहेंगे तब तक Olympics में India की Medal Tally ऐसे ही खाली रहेगी।

Saturday, 30 July 2016

When u feel broken heart

कलाई से रिसती तो तरह तरह की बातें होती ।
आँसू बन बह गयी तेरी बेवफ़ाई ,मेरी आँखों से ।।

Friday, 29 July 2016

Topper's Reality

Syllabus पढ़ पढ़ जग मुआ, पास हुआ ना जाये
आगे बैठ जो चापलूसी करे, वही Top कर पाये।

Saturday, 4 June 2016

Crazy Thought

The world is very vast and beautiful only and only if you look beyond FACEBOOK and WHATSAPP.

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Motherland

ना भगवान पे यकीन है ना खुदा पे ऐतबार है,
वतन ही वतन है बस वतन से प्यार है।

Friday, 8 April 2016

Different love

मेरा प्यार है भारत की तरह, उसका रवैया जैसे पाकिस्तान,
एक पल को करे प्यार की बात, दूसरे पल हो जाये अन्जान।

Monday, 21 March 2016

हक

वो हर बार रूठती थी, मैं हर बार मनाता था,
पर अब तो उसने मनाने का हक भी वापस ले लिया। 😔😔

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Thought:
Just control your thoughts and you'll have your Dreams

Monday, 7 March 2016

The biggest irony

All the good initiatives in our country have a bit of irony in them, they are not properly applied in our country.
The activities which are strictly prohibited will be done for sure by some so called independent citizens who thinks that rules and regulations are not for them.
As I was roaming around in the park in the afternoon time around 2 O'Clock along with my friend, I was amazed after seeing a sign board in which it was written that " पेड़ पोैधे तोड़ना सख्त मना है" (Harming plants and trees is strictly prohibited) , but along with that sign board the dead remains of plants and trees were being thrown. That is the biggest irony.
Here are the pics

If as a country we want to be a developed country the citizens also have to contribute. Only blaming the government will not work.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Thought

Thought:
Never misunderstand character with Erectile Dysfunction

Monday, 15 February 2016

Oath of an Indian Soldier

इस देश की तरफ चलने वाली हर गोली को मेरे सीने से होकर गुजरना होगा।

Saturday, 13 February 2016

A Random Thought

मोहब्बत अोैर शहादत की कोई निश्चित आयु नहीं होती।

Thursday, 7 January 2016

How can india be on top of Olympics

India always struggled in the Olympics to win a medal, but there is a sport I am sure if it is included in the Olympics then no one can beat us..
To know about the sport visit the video

Here is the video
Click here to see the video
How can India be on top charts of Olympics

Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Politician

Politicians are like different models of bike, look different from outside but works on same basic principle.

Friday, 25 December 2015

तेवर

तेवर तो हम वक्त आने पर दिखायेंगे, 
शहर तुम खरीद लो हुकूमत हम चलायेंगे ।   😎

Sunday, 20 December 2015

Gandhi

Gandhi says:

Bura mat dekho, bura mat suno, bura mat bolo...

But

I says:

Achha dekho, achha suno, achha bolo...

Friday, 18 December 2015

Awesome moment


😂 😁 😁 😁 😁 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜

#SelfMade

Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Real dirt

Pranab Mukherjee says:-
"Real dirt of India lies not in streets but in our mind"

I says:-
"Real dirt of India neither lies in streets nor in our mind but in Parliament"..

Monday, 7 December 2015

Happiness

Happiness is when you open your Facebook and found 4 notifications and all 4 are from your crush😘😘😍😍

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